im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS
Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
When all ur friends are in the same room
mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass
when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission
kim k takes selfies with such finesse and lack of shame it’s inspiring honestly I look up to her
at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it
when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?
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